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From the Mind of Sam Gorick

Tia Young - Sam Gorick without text
Image Credits: Tia Young

“My body posture can be described as ‘C-3P0 Riding a Horse.’”

“I have a pretty great workout regime: 15 reps at the water fountain, and then I do hardcore dips. My favourite is the honey mustard.”

“Working three jobs is great because now I have plenty of things to cry about in my car.”

“It’s hard to see myself living in a big house one day without a mirror.”

“It’s the small joys in life that make it interesting, like finding a five dollar bill in your pocket, or that look of disgust the cashier at Forever 21 gives you when you ask her if she needs to see your ID.”