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Tips for enjoying Shark Week
By Colin Sharp
Life is pretty confusing, but there are three things I know for sure: the world is round, whiskey is delicious, and sharks are badass. Hey Colin, those first two seem obvious, but why the comment about the sharks? Well, dear reader, that ...
How to write an essay in 32 hours
By Mercedes Mueller (The Fulcrum)
WAKE UP
6:30 a.m. — WAKE THE FUCK UP! It’s essay-writing time!
6:31 a.m. — Just kidding — press snooze. Who wakes up at 6:30 a.m. to write a paper?
9:00 ...
Stuff we hate
By John Morrison III, Cedric Chen, David Dyck
Mel Gibson haters
It doesn’t take a Singing Detective to see that my Conspiracy Theory has been right all along. The Signs have always been there, and it would take a Man without a Face to miss them. For whatever ...
7/11 conspiracy theorists demand truth
By Liam Britten (The Other Press)
NEW WESTMINSTER (CUP) — While most people accept that 7-Eleven is a chain of convenience stores with locations across North America, many citizens in Canada and the U.S. believe that 7-Eleven was the result of a sinister plot hatched by the ...
Tips for beating the summer heat
By Colin Sharp
It is really hot now. I know we asked for warmer weather, but we didn’t ask for this. I mostly just wanted it to not rain, but the weather gods seem to have misunderstood. Their strategy seems to be to make it so hot that rain evaporates ...
G20 protester profiles revealed
By Brandon Rosario (Camosun College)
VICTORIA (CUP) — The $1.9-billion weekend of madness and finger-pointing that was the G20 is over, leaving the city of Toronto to pick itself up groggily like a college student after a 48-hour drinking binge.
The G20 protests brought ...