Dr. Sellout’s Whole-Day Miracle Cleanse

Are you looking to gain and/or lose weight? Do you have too many toxins, dioxins, and xeroxins oozing out of your pores and other orifices? Then try Dr. Sellout’s Miracle Cleanse! Other cleanses promise that their “special” food will push the negative sludge out of your body. Trust me, Dr. Sellout! I’ve been eating things […]

Stuff we don’t like

MacGyver (2016) This modern reboot of an ’80s classic would make more sense as anything other than a MacGyver reboot. Starring Lucas Till and That Guy From CSI, the show adds into the mix a sexy hacker, for some reason, and gives MacGyver a roommate that fills all of the black best friend stereotypes. Even […]

Vancouver Voted Snowiest City By Local Residents

Following the recent snowfalls, Vancouver residents have voted the city as the snowiest city in Canada. This comes in the wake of a four-month onslaught of snow that has left Vancouverites without warmth or shelter — other than the shelter of their own warm homes — and unable to attend their Moksha yoga classes, throwing […]

Liberal Crime Squad is the most topical game of 2017

Republicans have gained majority control of the House of Representatives, Senate, Supreme Court, and the Oval Office with commentators describing it as the beginning of a new Conservative era. This is the world of Liberal Crime Squad, the 2002 freeware game by Tarn Adams. The game positions you as the founder and leader of a […]

Unfortunate might be in the title, but it’s no way to describe Netflix’s latest series

Based on the quirky and delightfully dark 1999 book series, Lemony Snicket’s A series of Unfortunate Events is the latest addition to Netflix’s growing library of original content. Consisting of eight episodes which cover the first four books, the show carefully balances tragedy and comedy as it follows Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire, who are […]

Watch Dogs 2 is a much improved sequel

Watch Dogs 2 is the sequel to the 2014 open world hacking game by Ubisoft Montreal. It is larger and more developed than the original, and puts players in the role of Marcus Holloway, a resident of the sunny San Francisco Bay Area. The game takes place in a world shortly after the installation of […]

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