Posts in Humour


SFU student has completely wrong March Madness Bracket

March Madness is one of the biggest sporting events of the year, attracting huge viewership numbers and getting millions of people to fill out brackets on how the tournament will play out. However, one bracket has stood above the rest — not because of how correct it is, but because of how absolutely shit it’s […]


Kayne’s Cabinet : President Yeezy’s picks

Washington, DC (Feb. 2020) — It has been less than 100 days of the Yeezy presidency and there has been no shortage of criticism for the Rapper-in-Chief. From organizing the most elaborate inauguration with a hanging stage in front of Capitol Hill, to completely redesigning White House staff uniforms to look like Yeezy season seven, […]

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Restaurants ranked by their free water

White Spot The water here has a certain “nice enough for a somewhat fancy dinner, but you’d be disappointed if you had your wedding anniversary here” flavour to it. Stick to their pop. 6.5/10 McDonald’s Thrown together hastily in a paper cup, the water had no distinct flavour or texture — it just tasted like […]

Mystic Man 29 The Hot Bond of Justice by Reuben Newton
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Mystic Man 28 The Return of Villian by Reuben Newton

SFU has been engaged so long that other schools start to worry

It has been five years since Simon Fraser University became the engaged university, and its friends are reportedly starting to fear that the wedding will never happen — the school will remain just a bridesmaid, never a bride. Douglas College has gathered other friends for an intervention, and they want the university to commit to […]

Mescaform Hill POV for The Peak
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