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Santa: old dirty bastard?
| 12:00 am | 0 CommentBy Jake Sanders and Winter Holiday Issues ReporterSURREY, B.C. - "I'm so scared, I pee-pee my bed every Christmas," cried Ivana Tinkle, age six. This statement comes as a criminally-deranged senior citizen once again appears poised to terrorize the municipality. Surrey RCMP and residents alike are bracing themselves for what they anticipate will be yet another mammoth more...
Straight Talk: Vigilantes need to kick crap out of Santa
| 12:00 am | 0 CommentBy Jake Sanders and Winter Holiday Issues ReporterHome invasion stories are a dime a dozen these days. Thugs bash in some geezer's door, rip off their dusty old Magnavox black-and-white boob tube, and deprive them of Matlock, Coronation Street, or whatever the hell else they can pick up with a coat-hanger antenna. Boo hoo. Heard it a million times by now. Hell, more...
