Browsing Tag Peak Humour
More SFU Achievements
| 12:01 am | 0 CommentBy Peak Contributors You thought we only had one week's worth of these? Are you joking? Did you honestly think that little of us? I almost feel like you don't deserve these. Oh well... Study Buddies: Hook up with a classmate Witness Protection Program: Give a statement about an incident to campus security End of the Line: Miss the last bus to or from more...
An open letter to Peak opinions editor Graham Templeton, whose general mannerisms are easily compared to a viking horde
| 12:01 am | 1 CommentsBy Colin Sharp Dear Graham Templeton, opinions editor, First of all, how are you feeling today? You look a little pale. I was sick last week, so I hope I haven’t passed anything on to you. Well, if you start to feel bad let me know, because I think I still have some cough syrup back at my apartment. I can go grab it for you really easily if you need more...
SFU Achievements
| 12:01 am | 0 CommentBy Peak Contributors We’ve been playing SFU for years to figure out all these achievements. Now you can learn them all without even picking up a controller. Low Rider: Get and stay on academic probation for three semesters Riddle Me This: Figure out what the SFSS, the TSSU, and SFPIRG do Floorcest: Hook up with more than five members of your rez more...
An open letter to Peak humour editor Colin Sharp, whose general head shape may be likened to any number of fruits and vegetables
| 12:01 am | 0 CommentBy Graham Templeton Dear Colin Sharp, humour editor, Oh, what’s that I see? A picture of you? No, it can’t be! It’s not as though you’ve ever been known to use your section to get that cantaloupe-shaped dome of yours into the hands and minds of as many impressionable first-year girls as possible. It’s the newspaper equivalent more...
RCMP arrest George W. Bush, because that’s totally how international politics works
| 12:01 am | 0 CommentBy Gary Lim Bowing to an overwhelming grassroots campaign of several thousand people, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have spent the last several months working in conjunction with Amnesty International to secure the necessary jurisdiction warrants for the arrest of George W. Bush. Mr. Bush was slated to speak at the Surrey Regional Economic Summit late last more...
